Monday, April 19, 2010

So: Headphones. Need Some Big Ol' Headphones. Suitable for Abdominal Placement!

I got to get me some big ol' headphones, to nestle onto either side of my belly. I will pump pure Mozart right in there.

Now, I know, I'm not having a baby, but I figure if Mozart can turn babies into virtuosos, maybe the same effect will hold true for other things.

I could have more musical poos?

1 comment:

  1. Well better Mozart than say...Draino, no? I think so. You don't want to harm that non-existent fetus-thing.